Archive: March 2004
- Communist Crab Conspiracy published on March 1
- Can Burt Cohen? published on March 2
- Bill Gates Must Die published on March 2
- Margaret Cho published on March 5
- Thumb Salad published on March 5
- Goodbye, Truth published on March 7
- Mo' Cawfee, Please published on March 8
- Narnia as Cash Cow published on March 9
- 3/5ths Good Sense published on March 9
- Perfection published on March 9
- Super Spam Conspiracy! published on March 9
- A New Citizenship published on March 10
- Just Because You're Paranoid published on March 11
- Greetings from Gentoo published on March 16
- Waxing on Synonyms published on March 17 with 1 comment
- Big Trouble in Little Taiwan published on March 20
- The Wheelchair of Death published on March 22
- Spring Break published on March 26
- Reform & Democracy published on March 26
- All We Have is Now published on March 26 with 3 comments
- Lock, Stock, & Eight Years For Manslaughter published on March 28
- It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Cow World published on March 28
- Mr. Friedman, Please Wake Up published on March 28
- This Time, I Mean It published on March 29